The Porsche and the Snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that a Porsche 911 convertable was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Porsche dealer and says he wants to buy the Porsche 911,  but he wants it repainted "911-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a Porsche 911 convertable  to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring his Porsche 911 happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"